Haseltine 

A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.

John Haseltine is a benchod, that hangs out with more benchods.

Haseltine by Landen Kapowka jr. July 20, 2019

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hashstinent 

A combination of the word Hash and Abstinent.

A person who is avoiding any use of cannabis and it's illegal products: Marijuana, Hashish, Ganja, etc.

Mostly a person who used to consume Cannabis, but stopped for personal reasons, like trauma.

1) "Hey man, we smoked that crazy Kush and we still got some left, do ya wanna get wasted?"
"Naw man, i'm Hashstinent since my hoe passed out"

2) "Hey, why is Jim being gay? he just studies all day!"
"He's Hashstinent"

Hashstinent by Itamarcool May 19, 2009

Buck Hazeltine 

This 11 year old kid is richer then me. 😠
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.

His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎

they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS

very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.

I think Buck Hazeltine is very cool - NotLaser

Buck Hazeltine by Not Laser September 14, 2020

hazeline 

1. a kindred soul

2. a girl whose beauty lies both within and without, her image brings grown men to their knees, her kindness and complexity keep them there indefinitely

3. the girl of my dreams
Just when my day seemed precarious, Hazeline walked into the room. My heart stopped, I broke into a cold sweat, and my body ached to be embraced by her.

#hazeline

hazeline by daniellewill88 April 23, 2018

Hazeltoned 

Giving birth to a child without any knowledge of the pregnancy, as is common in small, rural towns, such as Hazelton, B.C.

Dude, you know that stomach pain I had? I just got back from the hospital and was hazeltoned.

Who's the father?

Hazeltoned by Stellarwhirlpool July 24, 2012