Heseltine
Heseltine by ooooooppppp November 13, 2021
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Hesseltine
A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010
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Hesseltine BS Skills
A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020
Buck Hazeltine
This 11 year old kid is richer then me. 😠
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.
His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎
they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS
very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.
His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎
they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS
very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.
Buck Hazeltine by Not Laser September 14, 2020
Hazeltine
Hazeltine by jamariobest September 10, 2009
Hesseltine
great family who people hate on out of jealously. People hold grudges on them for things they can’t control. Being the bigger person they move on and don’t care about what others think.
Girl: My mom doesn’t like you because your last name is Hesseltine.
Hesseltine: Well she can screw off and get over herself.
Hesseltine: Well she can screw off and get over herself.
Hesseltine by TheTruth;)11 December 10, 2018
Haseltine
A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.
Haseltine by Landen Kapowka jr. July 20, 2019
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