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Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Buck Hazeltine 

This 11 year old kid is richer then me. 😠
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.

His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎

they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS

very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.
I think Buck Hazeltine is very cool - NotLaser
Buck Hazeltine by Not Laser September 14, 2020

Hazeltine 

The most bad-ass golf course in Minnesota
Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine
Hazeltine by jamariobest September 10, 2009

Hesseltine 

great family who people hate on out of jealously. People hold grudges on them for things they can’t control. Being the bigger person they move on and don’t care about what others think.
Girl: My mom doesn’t like you because your last name is Hesseltine.

Hesseltine: Well she can screw off and get over herself.
Hesseltine by TheTruth;)11 December 10, 2018

Haseltine 

A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.
John Haseltine is a benchod, that hangs out with more benchods.