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Giving birth to a child without any knowledge of the pregnancy, as is common in small, rural towns, such as Hazelton, B.C.

Dude, you know that stomach pain I had? I just got back from the hospital and was hazeltoned.

Who's the father?

Hazeltoned by Stellarwhirlpool July 24, 2012

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Alexander Hamiltoned

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away

Yeah, I got Alexander Hamiltoned last night...

Alexander Hamiltoned by Veryoriginal November 21, 2017

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Buck Hazeltine

This 11 year old kid is richer then me. 😠
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.

His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎

they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS

very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.

I think Buck Hazeltine is very cool - NotLaser

Buck Hazeltine by Not Laser September 14, 2020

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Hazeltons

when ur brother fucks ur girlfriend

Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer

Hazeltons by Ha1235 November 25, 2020

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hamiltoned

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.

"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."

hamiltoned by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009

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Hazeltine

The most bad-ass golf course in Minnesota

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine

Hazeltine by jamariobest September 10, 2009

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hazelton

A fucking whore

Fuck thats a Hazelton

hazelton by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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