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Hazeltoned

Giving birth to a child without any knowledge of the pregnancy, as is common in small, rural towns, such as Hazelton, B.C.
Dude, you know that stomach pain I had? I just got back from the hospital and was hazeltoned.

Who's the father?
by Stellarwhirlpool July 24, 2012
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Alexander Hamiltoned

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away
by Veryoriginal November 21, 2017
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Buck Hazeltine

This 11 year old kid is richer then me. 😠
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.

His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah 😎

they’re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS

very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.
I think Buck Hazeltine is very cool - NotLaser
by Not Laser September 14, 2020
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Hazeltons

Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer
by Ha1235 November 25, 2020
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hamiltoned

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.
"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."
by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009
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Hazeltine

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine
by jamariobest September 10, 2009
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hazelton

Fuck thats a Hazelton
by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017
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