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Alexander Hamiltoned 

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away
Alexander Hamiltoned by Veryoriginal November 21, 2017

Buck Hazeltine 

This 11 year old kid is richer then me. ๐Ÿ˜ 
Anyways, best side character. From the best game in yo-kai watch too.

His sister is Dorthy Hazeltine so yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž

theyโ€™re from yo-kai watch 3, best game by the way. AHEM ANYWAYS

very cool character their name is also a freaking currency what a loser.
wait hes also named like the otter from ice age WOAH.
I think Buck Hazeltine is very cool - NotLaser
Buck Hazeltine by Not Laser September 14, 2020
Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer
Hazeltons by Ha1235 November 25, 2020

hamiltoned 

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.
"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."
hamiltoned by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009

Hazeltine 

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine
Hazeltine by jamariobest September 10, 2009
Fuck thats a Hazelton
hazelton by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017