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Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011
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Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.
A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI
Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017
Haruka is stunningly beautiful.
More beautiful than any other. She can charm anyone.
It's hard not to love Haruka.
She loves men with glasses that are sweet and thoughtful.
No one can compare to her.
If you are able to get a haruka to commit to you, never let her go.
Bring her a boba.
You can try but you'll never be a haruka.
Haruka by Joseph Gordon Levitt March 24, 2017

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.
"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee
Benjy Hardman by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Maki Harukawa 

A scary assassin lady in Danganronpa V3 who is secretly attracted to a space himbo. She also got the nickname "Maki Roll" from that same space himbo.
Maki Harukawa's nickname is very fitting for her.
Maki Harukawa by TheCrazyCrafter23 August 13, 2020

Phil Hartman 

A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.
RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998
Phil Hartman by predeckis May 21, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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