harpies

What you call girls that gang up on a guy.

Boy: Did those harpies chase after you last night?
Other Boy: Yeah, it was horrible! I couldn't get that lipstick off me!

by Kat_1988 November 7, 2007

Harpies

Fictional band composed of a collection of insanely cool people...especially the female members. Their enormous success can be attributed to band practice.

First Album:r The Tony Danza

Hit Song: Remake of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'

"The Harpies are the shit, I so wanna be in the band".

"Check out that super-hot, incredibly cool Harpie on the tambourine. She is a total Harpette"

Q: "How awesome is that chick? Wish I could give her The Tony Danza!"
A: "Totally awesome. She must be one of the Harpies.

by HarpetteA August 8, 2010

Queen of the Harpies

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

by Dude December 10, 2003

Queen of the Harpies

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.

I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

Genital harpies

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.

Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."

by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

Cock Harpies

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.

"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!

by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009

whinging harpies

An ugly overweight Western Feminist with unnaturally colored hair, tattoos, and a nose ring. Usually has a pixie haircut or a Skrillex haircut or a Pompadour. - Matt Cross of 33 Secrets, and Shoe On Head www.youtube.com 2016.

Look out for those whinging harpies.

by TheHeroKing April 11, 2023