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A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.
Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.
herpies by Kenthar January 13, 2004
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a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.

So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.

so please, dont join this "club" of dumb blond bitches.
find help.
X;Yo! You see that blonde girl over there?!
Y;Dude..thats *******. she has herpies.
X; oh thanks dude! that was a close one! hey have you seen my aero sweater?
U have herpies bitch
Herpies by Suckadic June 6, 2020

Herpies Tea 

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed
Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....
Herpies Tea by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

herpies infested cum bubble 

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names
jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

a hug a day keeps the herpies away 

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them
Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

dirt herpies 

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life
dirt herpies by Dirte' July 17, 2021
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