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I was severley cut up by a Harpie in a Range Rover, this morning.
Harpie by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011
Fictional male or female band member. From the band Harpies. Females are often referred to as Harpettes.
There is a Harpie from the Harpies
harpie by HarpetteA August 9, 2010
Harpie: Media folks who criticize. Only criticize. A righteous and pious nag. The opposite of problem solver.
Swarming and smiling TV harpies are hard at work criticizing President Biden's legislative agenda.
Harpie by dfwl28 February 5, 2022

Sharpie harpie 

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"
Sharpie harpie by mrbt August 25, 2008

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Past (Perfect) tense of Harmy
I've been Harmied by Harmy.
Harmied by PisceanPrince June 13, 2022