harpies

What you call girls that gang up on a guy.

Boy: Did those harpies chase after you last night?
Other Boy: Yeah, it was horrible! I couldn't get that lipstick off me!

harpies by Kat_1988 November 7, 2007

Harpies

Fictional band composed of a collection of insanely cool people...especially the female members. Their enormous success can be attributed to band practice.

First Album:r The Tony Danza

Hit Song: Remake of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'

"The Harpies are the shit, I so wanna be in the band".

"Check out that super-hot, incredibly cool Harpie on the tambourine. She is a total Harpette"

Q: "How awesome is that chick? Wish I could give her The Tony Danza!"
A: "Totally awesome. She must be one of the Harpies.

Harpies by HarpetteA August 8, 2010

Queen of the Harpies 

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

Queen of the Harpies by Dude December 10, 2003

Queen of the Harpies 

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.

I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.

Queen of the Harpies by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

Genital harpies 

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.

Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."

Genital harpies by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

Cock Harpies 

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.

"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!

Cock Harpies by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009

whinging harpies 

An ugly overweight Western Feminist with unnaturally colored hair, tattoos, and a nose ring. Usually has a pixie haircut or a Skrillex haircut or a Pompadour. - Matt Cross of 33 Secrets, and Shoe On Head www.youtube.com 2016.

Look out for those whinging harpies.

whinging harpies by TheHeroKing April 11, 2023