Hardihood

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Hardihood: A Bold, daring spirit with cojones filled with true grit, moral fiber, and valor galore.

He is a warrior in Heaven, chosen for his hardihood, giirth, and mettle.

Hardihood by Bennie BoyTV January 10, 2019

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hardwood

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

hardwood by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

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Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

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Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

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hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

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hardwood hill

a stairs, a device with steps used for going up

Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom.

hardwood hill by Hooodooo February 2, 2010

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Rollin' Hardwoods

A shaved vagina

I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods.

Rollin' Hardwoods by NUREYE July 1, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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