For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.
Damn, those Hardwood Boyz have the hardest wood I've ever seen!
by HardwoodHaver3 November 25, 2019
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