Definitions by Stbm

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

MFIC 

Motherfucker in charge

I'm the M.F.I.C around here

MFIC by Stbm January 4, 2003

Pillow Biter

A gay man

Lance is kind of fem, I think he's a pillow biter.

Pillow Biter by Stbm January 4, 2003

Uncle June 

Geting oral sex performed on your testicles. Originated from Uncle Junior on the Sopranos Series. In one episode he stated that he wanted his Balls tongued

She gave me an uncle June.

Uncle June by Stbm January 4, 2003