hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood
by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 4, 2007
by KrisRach May 4, 2012
Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.
by sir constipator September 8, 2017
by Stbm January 5, 2003
by Bootsie31 July 15, 2005
When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002