hardwood 

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

hardwood by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

Hardwood 

The basketball court

Lebron is a beast on the hardwood 🏀

Hardwood by Trillio January 9, 2016

hardwood 

A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.

"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"

hardwood by KrisRach October 11, 2012

Hardwood 

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

Hardwood by sir constipator April 19, 2018

hardwood 

An artificial intelligence sent from the year 8888 to introduce the ideology of the Absolute Love For Cocks into the old world.

person 1: sexual innuendo
hardwood: sexual innuendo with homosexuality
personX: @hardwood

hardwood by heartwood July 27, 2021

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005