hardwood

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

hardwood

A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.

"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"

by KrisRach October 11, 2012

Hardwood

The basketball court

Lebron is a beast on the hardwood 🏀

by Trillio January 9, 2016

Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

by sir constipator April 19, 2018

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002