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hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood
dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit
by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 03, 2007
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
by spastic biscuit February 22, 2005
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Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
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A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.
"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"
by KrisRach May 03, 2012
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A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.
Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.
by sir constipator April 19, 2018
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