Hankerchank

A form of a blowjob when the blower is underneath a table and the blowee is is at the table. Preferably done at a table with a table cloths

"She blew me like a handkerchief, best hankerchank I have ever had."

by Hugh Georgey December 11, 2006

hankermanker

gayest person on the world (don't go near because they might kill you from gayness)

hey bro wanna have sex
ayo you're a hankermanker im out of here

by farmer cheeto June 23, 2022

hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".

1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"

by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008

Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010

Hankerchins

Old, about age 84, even though was born in the year of: 1901.
Currently lives in nursinghome, and has special attention, from nurse Olga. Best friends with Boonkchap, and is the lady's man. He carries many different unidentified diseases, eg: Mushroom fruit. Is very dim, doubtful and very stupid. He helped with sign ups, for the World War II. Acts like he is 7 years old, and enjoys pooping. He participates with enthusiasm in sports, and other activities at the Nursinghome of San Andreas, in which he lives in. He fights with no reason, with Boonkchap, and argues frequently with apprentice: Jodger, the Nursinghome rat, and also Olga's pet. To say the least, he has a wide imgination, and has gone insane since he was about 17 years old, when he was kicked by a rooster. He frequently enjoys yelling: Areba! And he pees uncontrollably, and has to wear a diaper many times a week. He loves music, like Eddie Rabbitt, he also likes to eat soap when no one's around, and also likes to have the trots (creamy squirts that rush from the anus), and loves to yell at the Wendy's logo. And much, much more.

Hankerchins went pee on the carpet.

by Boonkchap December 18, 2008

hankerskanker

A nonsense word that can mean literally anything, it just depends on the context.

Devin: "You wanna go hankerskanker on that pizza??"
Carlos: "Yeah man!! I'm superrrr hungry!!"

Peter: "BRO!!! I just went hankerskanker on that noob in Call of Duty!!"
Jeff: "Dang bro! He just got totally hankerskankered!!"

by yeetskeettheskeetyeet November 21, 2019

Hankerstanker

1) Mid 30's DJ

2) Fuckboy, unserious man yet deeply insecure

Ahhh, nah I don't want to go to that club. They've always got hankerstankers playing and it's just not cute

by Swampi August 27, 2025