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hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".
1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"
hunkerchunk by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008
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Oklahoma Hunkachunk

Banging two fat chicks and busting a nut in one of their belly buttons and making the other fat chick drink it out
I had the beer goggles on last night and ended up with two fat girls. At least I was able to get an Oklahoma Hunkachunk in there.
Oklahoma Hunkachunk by poot2913 December 2, 2009

hunkachunka 

How bout the hunka chunka?
hunkachunka by N4rF February 9, 2003

hunkachunka 

the horizontal polka; bumpin' uglies; making the beast with two backs; making love; naked bump 'n' grind; also known as coitus
Uh... hey baby... wanna HUNKACHUNKA?
hunkachunka by Nasty Nate June 17, 2003

Hankerchank 

A form of a blowjob when the blower is underneath a table and the blowee is is at the table. Preferably done at a table with a table cloths
"She blew me like a handkerchief, best hankerchank I have ever had."
Hankerchank by Hugh Georgey December 11, 2006

hunkachunka 

A sexually appealing guy, synomymous to hunka-beef
Wanna get it on with a real hunkachunka
hunkachunka by PhychoSid September 14, 2006
One who was a really big cock. gets bitches and will fuck ur mom.
wow! that guy is really cool! he must be a hunkchunk
hunkchunk by Bruhmoment42069lol November 23, 2021
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