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hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".
1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"
hunkerchunk by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008
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Oklahoma Hunkachunk

Banging two fat chicks and busting a nut in one of their belly buttons and making the other fat chick drink it out
I had the beer goggles on last night and ended up with two fat girls. At least I was able to get an Oklahoma Hunkachunk in there.
Oklahoma Hunkachunk by poot2913 December 2, 2009

hunkachunka 

hunkachunka by N4rF February 9, 2003

hunkachunka 

the horizontal polka; bumpin' uglies; making the beast with two backs; making love; naked bump 'n' grind; also known as coitus
Uh... hey baby... wanna HUNKACHUNKA?
hunkachunka by Nasty Nate June 17, 2003

Hankerchank 

A form of a blowjob when the blower is underneath a table and the blowee is is at the table. Preferably done at a table with a table cloths
"She blew me like a handkerchief, best hankerchank I have ever had."
Hankerchank by Hugh Georgey December 11, 2006

hunkachunka 

A sexually appealing guy, synomymous to hunka-beef
Wanna get it on with a real hunkachunka
hunkachunka by PhychoSid September 14, 2006
One who was a really big cock. gets bitches and will fuck ur mom.
wow! that guy is really cool! he must be a hunkchunk
hunkchunk by Bruhmoment42069lol November 23, 2021