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Wankerchank 

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.
Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...
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WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Wankerstank

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

wankerschmankle 

a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a wank addict.
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly
bobert: yo i never met my neighbor face to face but the locals tell me hes a wankerschmankle

Hankerchank 

A form of a blowjob when the blower is underneath a table and the blowee is is at the table. Preferably done at a table with a table cloths
"She blew me like a handkerchief, best hankerchank I have ever had."
Hankerchank by Hugh Georgey December 11, 2006

wankerspank 

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.
bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
wankerspank by caitling March 21, 2007