Swampi's definitions

DONK

A type of fast UK house music with a characteristic PVC pipe thwack music.

Heyyyyy we got glonky listening to donk at Glastonbury

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Hankerstanker

1) Mid 30's DJ

2) Fuckboy, unserious man yet deeply insecure

Ahhh, nah I don't want to go to that club. They've always got hankerstankers playing and it's just not cute

by Swampi August 27, 2025

HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe

"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"

by Swampi August 27, 2025