Swampi's definitions

Hankerstanker

1) Mid 30's DJ

2) Fuckboy, unserious man yet deeply insecure

Ahhh, nah I don't want to go to that club. They've always got hankerstankers playing and it's just not cute

by Swampi August 27, 2025

HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe

"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"

by Swampi August 27, 2025

DONK

A type of fast UK house music with a characteristic PVC pipe thwack music.

Heyyyyy we got glonky listening to donk at Glastonbury

by Swampi August 27, 2025