Handifuck

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped

Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.

by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008

handsuck

Street term for the common handjob.

KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"

by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

Handiback

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.

Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Handtruck fuel

Cocaine

Hey do you have any handtruck fuel to keep going? I’m very tired, I need handtruck fuel to get going.

by El coyote August 13, 2019

Handiquack

To get a handjob from a duck, preferably with a friend.

"hey Bryan I heard that girl gave you a handjob."

"Nah, she was too tired, so I went down to the lake and got me a handiquack, with my friend."

by GeorgeW.DazedAndConfused July 20, 2009

handlefuck

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

Halifucker

Noun (pejorative): Someone who is from Halifax; a Haligonian.

Goddamn, not another unemployed Halifucker on the dole!

by &dy &erson January 1, 2012