to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.
kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.
by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006
Get the handlefuck mug.Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.
Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.
by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008
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When you are so excited about something but "hallelujah" just won't cut it. Basically this means the same as "Hallelujah!" using the word 'Fuck' to emphasize the action.
Kim: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"
Sandy: "Nope. It's almost 5:00 on the Thursday of a long weekend! Hallefuckinglujah!"
Sandy: "Nope. It's almost 5:00 on the Thursday of a long weekend! Hallefuckinglujah!"
by Deakerama April 9, 2009
Get the hallefuckinglujah mug.A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.
Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.
The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.
The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.
The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.
The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.
"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."
"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007
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Get the handfuck mug.Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.
"There's a handlejacker here"
by .Violet. November 17, 2007
Get the handlejacker mug.Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.
by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008
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