handlefuck 

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

handlefuck by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

handlelocked by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

hallefuckinglujah 

When you are so excited about something but "hallelujah" just won't cut it. Basically this means the same as "Hallelujah!" using the word 'Fuck' to emphasize the action.

Kim: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"
Sandy: "Nope. It's almost 5:00 on the Thursday of a long weekend! Hallefuckinglujah!"

hallefuckinglujah by Deakerama April 9, 2009

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hagglefuck by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

handfuck 

Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

handfuck by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

handlejacker 

Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.

"There's a handlejacker here"

handlejacker by .Violet. November 17, 2007

Handifuck 

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped

Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.

Handifuck by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008