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handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"
A euphemism used to describe a kid who is an attention demanding jerk and allowed to behave badly wherever she goes. She wields control the over family while her parents do nothing to discourage it, in fact they may beam with pride over the behavior and even find it adorable. (See also: feisty, sparkplug, firecracker, pistol)
My 10-year old is such a feisty little firecracker, isn't she? She's the baby of the family and can be a real handful.
Handful by croquemadame October 5, 2016

Handful Of Dough 

Brother to the batwing and the brain. Handful of dough is where you grab your scrotum and push your balls back and grab just the skin. Resembling a handful of Dough.
John- Yea he gave me the batwing so I counted with handful of dough!

James-nice one bro.
Handful Of Dough by F81A March 26, 2013

a bit of a handful 

difficult to look after, especially children and animals.
Your son can be a bit of a handful at times.
a bit of a handful by Vik_Vik January 10, 2011

buttery handful 

What is achieved when one cuts a hole in the bottom of a popcorn container and inserts his penis. Then proceeds to offer a handful of this buttery delight to his date.
At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!