handsuck

Street term for the common handjob.

KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"

by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

handfuck

Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

hansuckass

Variation on hansel, used by Derek Zoolander in a derogatory way, after he had been told to "derelick his balls, capitan" and having lost a walk-off to him

That Hansuckass, I hate him

by Team BC October 11, 2004

arabian handfuck

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs

person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

by steven perez July 28, 2008