Handiface 

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

Handiface by Tien_ October 13, 2005

Handifat 

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

Handifat by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

Handiback 

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.

Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.

Handiback by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

handifaker 

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

handifaker by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.

Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.

handimacced by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009

handicaped 

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

handicaped by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012

handifat 

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

handifat by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007