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Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

handfuck by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

Words you can keep

arabian handfuck

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs

person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

arabian handfuck by steven perez July 28, 2008

Related Words

handfuck • arabian handfuck • Hand-fucking • Handifuck • handsuck • Second-hand fuck • Hard Fuck • hand cuckold • Handful kid • hard fucking

handsuck

Street term for the common handjob.

KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"

handsuck by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

Hardfuck

Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree of a person noted for special achievement in a particular field.

Dude1 who displayed great achievement in an activity: Hey man, I said the most romantic thing to a girl. She absolutely loves that shit.

Dude2 response: Man, you're such a hardfuck!

Hardfuck by Ling Ding Ching August 13, 2011

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Handifuck

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped

Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.

Handifuck by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

Second Hand Fuck by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026