handifaker

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A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

handifaker by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

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Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

I'd loan you my car for the weekend, but I know you hate to drive a handshaker.

Handshaker by ChristianRory December 28, 2005

Related Words

handifaker • Handshaker • handfake hug • Handiface • handifagger • handshake rape • Hand Fake • Handshake Reset

Handiface

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

Handiface by Tien_ October 13, 2005

Handshaker

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

chris shennan

Handshaker by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

handifagger

A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.

Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!

handifagger by Savage J October 27, 2007

handfake hug

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug

"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"

handfake hug by Gaiachild October 18, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026