handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

I'd loan you my car for the weekend, but I know you hate to drive a handshaker.

by ChristianRory December 28, 2005

Handiface

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

by Tien_ October 13, 2005

Handshaker

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

chris shennan

by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

handifagger

A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.

Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!

by Savage J October 27, 2007

handfake hug

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug

"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"

by Gaiachild October 18, 2013