Handgie

Your basic hand job for a man but without a climax. It is just to titillate - or if she's too tired to complete it.

Alice gave me a handgie last evening, I had blue balls all that night.

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

by Brian July 9, 2003

Handpie

When your getting a hand job and you come in her hand.

"she was giving me a handjob and I gave her a handpie."

by Salty-Siren April 29, 2015

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

by MutahMan March 6, 2011

Errin Handie

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.

"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"

by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

Handsie

The act of flirting, similar to playing footsie, only in which one secretly touches the hands or arms of another with one's own. Can occur under a dinner table or discretely out in the open.

Have you been playing handsie with me under the dinner table?

by Sharky79 December 11, 2009