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Nelson Handela 

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie
Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie
Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011
the name of the hand you use to wank off
I'm getting laid tonight by hangela
hangela by jay April 25, 2003

handgelina 

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
n. a obnoxious person..that possesses traits of both Angela C. and Hannah S.! If you come across a Hangela run for your life...they are very annoying..in fact the annoyingness is DEADLY!
adj. a word to describe a very annoying and obnoxious wannabe.
1. Look out its a HANGELA!
2. Oh no HANGELA is coming.
3. She is such a HANGELA!
4. God you cant more HANGELA then that.
Hangela by Laurizzle February 25, 2004