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Nelson Handela
A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011
handgelina
The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
handgelina by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009
Kristoffer Handeland
Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
Kristoffer Handeland by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022
Hangela
n. a obnoxious person..that possesses traits of both Angela C. and Hannah S.! If you come across a Hangela run for your life...they are very annoying..in fact the annoyingness is DEADLY!
adj. a word to describe a very annoying and obnoxious wannabe.
adj. a word to describe a very annoying and obnoxious wannabe.
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