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Handfasting 

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009
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Handfasting 

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.
His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.
handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

handblasting

Another term used for describing a hand job. It tends to be more violent in terms and and is general referenced when trying to degrade someone. It can also be a general reference to giving someone a hand job without being violent or degrading.
1. Sarah was hand blasting Matt last night and made him bleed everywhere.

2.Julie was handblasting me last night and it felt so good.
handblasting by N-man November 26, 2007

Handwashing vs Brainwashing 

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

Handfanning 

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.
"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."
Handfanning by LMo21 October 10, 2013

handparting 

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.
Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.