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handblasting

Another term used for describing a hand job. It tends to be more violent in terms and and is general referenced when trying to degrade someone. It can also be a general reference to giving someone a hand job without being violent or degrading.
1. Sarah was hand blasting Matt last night and made him bleed everywhere.

2.Julie was handblasting me last night and it felt so good.
handblasting by N-man November 26, 2007
Words you can keep

Sandblasting 

When you have dry, raw, lubrication-less sex until you are raw and in pain.

Also

Having rawness or redness on your skin due to the friction of shaven stubble on your partner's pubic hairs during sex.
"Mark was sandblasting Zen until he was chaffed, red, couldn't walk and he couldn't feel his insides (or outsides)."
Sandblasting by Urban Anon April 15, 2010

Handfasting 

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Handfasting 

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

Sandblasting 

When cunnilingus is performed with a stubbly beard leaving a the woman chafed and raw.
"Dean was sandblasting me last night and now i can't walk or ride a bicycle."
Sandblasting by R.Sarpy October 25, 2007

Landblasting 

Slang for running.

Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.

Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.
Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.
Landblasting by tubbytom November 27, 2011

Sandblasting 

/ˈsan(d)ˌblast•ing/
When you come out body of water and there is sand in yo butthole then rip a fart. Might hurt a bit.
My sphincter is so coarse after that fart. Must have been a sandblasting.
Sandblasting by Sandblaster69 June 20, 2020
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