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abstinince 

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby
im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words
abstinince by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005
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abstininthe 

Hey man, let's practice abstininthe today.
abstininthe by domy September 10, 2007

Astairing 

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.
I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.
Astairing by RobBob76 March 26, 2020

absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff
The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop
absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003
Instead of cumming in Austin, I am Austining in cum
Austining by anonymous November 23, 2020
anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.
When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.
Abstinine by Beavmetal December 1, 2021