Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

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Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

by nycesq April 29, 2009

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Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe April 1, 2007

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Hamased

When all your plans that you had got (Screwed, messed up,destroyed, damaged) so bad that you can't live with it or comeback from it anymore.

Remember the tank in the video? It got hamased from the zero dictates!!!

I cant believe basem hamased you in that argument with facts and dark humor !!

by Abuubaida November 8, 2023

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