Hamdancer 

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.

Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.

Hamdancer by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011

Haidance 

Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete

Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA

Haidance by Positive.carlie July 6, 2018

Hamdingers 

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

Hamdingers by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009

hamdammered

Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted

It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamdammered out of your mind.

hamdammered by bella k. July 7, 2008

hatdance 

adj. (org. and var. "Mexican hat dance"). Any action which involves both highly intricate maneuvering and a careful avoidance of a central topic.

This recipe has way too many ingredients; it's going to be a hatdance.

hatdance by notcarlos September 6, 2009

Haidance 

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.

You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*

Haidance by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019

hamdanced 

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

hamdanced by Paul May 23, 2004