hamdanced 

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

hamdanced by Paul May 23, 2004

hamsauced 

Super drunk

Nicole was completely hamsauced last night

hamsauced by Neeekooole March 31, 2009

Haidance 

Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete

Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA

Haidance by Positive.carlie July 6, 2018

hamhanded 

To overemphasise a point.

Hazel was hamhanded in making her point to the newly widowed Mrs. Jones. "You're his wife? I though you said you husband is dead. He is? Then you are not his wife, you're his widow."

hamhanded by newsitian July 24, 2008

hatdance 

adj. (org. and var. "Mexican hat dance"). Any action which involves both highly intricate maneuvering and a careful avoidance of a central topic.

This recipe has way too many ingredients; it's going to be a hatdance.

hatdance by notcarlos September 6, 2009

hamdangled 

to be really stoned or drunk, or both

wow i'm fucking hamdangled man, gravity's not doing it's job

hamdangled by Koss flavour August 9, 2006

Haidance 

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.

You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*

Haidance by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019