hamdunker 

A word that, when one is described as it, implies that one places their hand (containing some form of ham, pork, or other pig-like meat) into a bucket/barrel/trough/well/container of water.

Not to be confused with Dunk Hammer, the famous basketball player residing in the Congo, Bongo Condo.

Person 1 : "yeah so take it you hamdunker"
Person 2 : "what's a hamdunker?"
Person 1 : "you dunk ham"

Person 3 : "Man, That guy sure was a hamdunker."

hamdunker by Misha - Chan June 19, 2017

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

hambunger

Hambunder is a more honored way to say "hamburger", this term is usually used by the upper class of human society. Those who are using this term are classified as strong men with huge penises.

Eitan: hay hoe, can I have one hamburger no meyonese.
The King Of England: be aware of where you are, you are standing in the middle of Buckingham palace! Please be gentle and use the term "hambunger", fucking wonker faggot bitch.
Eitan: this is exactly what I intended to do.

hambunger by Genitor Pookatin February 1, 2022

Hamdingers 

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

Hamdingers by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009

Hamdancer 

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.

Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.

Hamdancer by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011

Humpdunker 

A person who passes on the more difficult and strenuous jobs to someone else..usuall by a colleague.

"Jeff always makes me carry all the heavy furniture on our jobs..He's a right blood humpdunker"

Humpdunker by Daoetse May 21, 2020