hatdance 

adj. (org. and var. "Mexican hat dance"). Any action which involves both highly intricate maneuvering and a careful avoidance of a central topic.

This recipe has way too many ingredients; it's going to be a hatdance.

hatdance by notcarlos September 6, 2009

Mexican Hat Dance 

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

Mexican Hat Dance by analbabes May 23, 2018

German Hat Dance 

This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.

You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.

German Hat Dance by analbabes May 23, 2018

Haidance 

Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete

Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA

Haidance by Positive.carlie July 6, 2018

Mexican Hat Dance 

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!

Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!

Mexican Hat Dance by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

Tijuana Hat Dance 

First someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their dick head exposed. They then proceed to pull a fly's wings off and place it on the newly formed cock island. As the fly runs around, the Tijuana Hat Dance is achieved.

Bill: Hey where did all the flies in the window go?
Sue: Oh Johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a Tijuana Hat Dance.
Bill: A Tijuana what?

Johnny(muffled over the sound of water running): La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no quieres caminar.

Tijuana Hat Dance by Lone Ranger & the Golden Spurs August 4, 2010

mexican hat dance 

tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans penis inside it

mexican hat dance by Anonymous April 19, 2003