hammance

Derived from the word hammered; to be in a state of exceptional drunkenness.

Hey Daryl, care for a hammance?

by alalalalal July 22, 2008

Hammence

1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)

2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.

3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.

"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"

"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."

"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."

by M-Russ March 4, 2009

Hamdancer

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.

Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.

by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 23, 2004

hammaness

When girls act extremely slutty and don't know what it means to be classy.

Girl: (hooking up in the club, then going into the bathroom with the guy)

Random Guy: Ayo you saw that girl. She's taking hammaness to a whole notha level

Guy 2: What? where? I want some of that real quick

by Br00klynb0y October 15, 2010