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Albuquerque Hamby 

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."
Albuquerque Hamby by RCPosse February 19, 2011

BB Hamby 

When one mistakes a girls belly-button region for her "downstairs" area with their fingers during an intense make-out session.
Hey guys! I got a BB Hamby from Chase during our hardcore lip-locking session last night! I have some serious bruises!
BB Hamby by BLISSkid January 18, 2009

Blake hamby

The name of someone who is foretold in the legends as the ultimate gay.
Person A: Did you hear about blake hamby? People are saying he's the ultimate gay and sucks at among us, Fortnite, Cod, Apex, And every game ever made

Person B: Oh damn so ill stay away from him
Blake hamby by Deeznutsinyomouf123 October 31, 2020

harleey hamby

The most beautiful girl in the universe. She has sparkling blue eyes and lushness red hair ever. This girl’s name is Harleey Hamby!

Love you babe :)
“Harleey Hamby is the best!”
harleey hamby by justhayden0 October 15, 2020

brady hamby 

Brady Hamby is the most amazing person in the world. He is always there for everyone and is cocky af. He is the hottest most attractive guy you will ever meet. But don’t get any ideas, he’s taken by Reese Sucura. Brady Hamby is the kind of guy that will let you cheer off of his paper on a tear or quiz because he is always there for you. Brady Hamby is amazing at conversations and public speaking, he loves to talk. If he rejects you, you will lock yourself in your room, cry, and eat ice cream for the rest of your life. Brady Hamby is vary good at all sports, but that’s not a surprise because he’s good at everything. He knows about all the drama and is willing to talk, gossip, or rant about it.If you get into a relationship with him you better not mess up or you will regret it. Bray Hamby is the reason why we believe in love at first sight. He’s better than any boy you will ever meet. He’s sensitive and kind. He is hilarious. He is a little dirty minded, so be careful;) ... it’s too bad you can’t have him though, because he belongs to Reese Sucura. She will kill you if u steel him.
Person 1:Did you see Brady in the hall yesterday?

Person 2: Brady Hamby? Yeah! He’s so perfect. I wish he was my boyfriend. :(
brady hamby by Aye_itz_Reese May 14, 2018

Ethan Hamby 

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.
Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice
Ethan Hamby by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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