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A friend that inexplicably gorges himself on cheap beer (preferably Miller High Lite), but partakes in only the finest Bourbons and Whiskies.
Whenever we invite our boy over we're never sure if he's bringing Miller or Maker's. Damn he's such a Hamby.
hamby by Tyrone of Existence December 28, 2014
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Albuquerque Hamby 

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."
Albuquerque Hamby by RCPosse February 19, 2011

BB Hamby 

When one mistakes a girls belly-button region for her "downstairs" area with their fingers during an intense make-out session.
Hey guys! I got a BB Hamby from Chase during our hardcore lip-locking session last night! I have some serious bruises!
BB Hamby by BLISSkid January 18, 2009

Blake hamby

The name of someone who is foretold in the legends as the ultimate gay.
Person A: Did you hear about blake hamby? People are saying he's the ultimate gay and sucks at among us, Fortnite, Cod, Apex, And every game ever made

Person B: Oh damn so ill stay away from him
Blake hamby by Deeznutsinyomouf123 October 31, 2020

harleey hamby

The most beautiful girl in the universe. She has sparkling blue eyes and lushness red hair ever. This girl’s name is Harleey Hamby!

Love you babe :)
“Harleey Hamby is the best!”
harleey hamby by justhayden0 October 15, 2020

brady hamby 

Brady Hamby is the most amazing person in the world. He is always there for everyone and is cocky af. He is the hottest most attractive guy you will ever meet. But don’t get any ideas, he’s taken by Reese Sucura. Brady Hamby is the kind of guy that will let you cheer off of his paper on a tear or quiz because he is always there for you. Brady Hamby is amazing at conversations and public speaking, he loves to talk. If he rejects you, you will lock yourself in your room, cry, and eat ice cream for the rest of your life. Brady Hamby is vary good at all sports, but that’s not a surprise because he’s good at everything. He knows about all the drama and is willing to talk, gossip, or rant about it.If you get into a relationship with him you better not mess up or you will regret it. Bray Hamby is the reason why we believe in love at first sight. He’s better than any boy you will ever meet. He’s sensitive and kind. He is hilarious. He is a little dirty minded, so be careful;) ... it’s too bad you can’t have him though, because he belongs to Reese Sucura. She will kill you if u steel him.
Person 1:Did you see Brady in the hall yesterday?

Person 2: Brady Hamby? Yeah! He’s so perfect. I wish he was my boyfriend. :(
brady hamby by Aye_itz_Reese May 14, 2018

Ethan Hamby 

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.
Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice
Ethan Hamby by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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