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Albuquerque Hamby 

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."
Albuquerque Hamby by RCPosse February 19, 2011

BB Hamby 

When one mistakes a girls belly-button region for her "downstairs" area with their fingers during an intense make-out session.
Hey guys! I got a BB Hamby from Chase during our hardcore lip-locking session last night! I have some serious bruises!
BB Hamby by BLISSkid January 18, 2009

Blake hamby

The name of someone who is foretold in the legends as the ultimate gay.
Person A: Did you hear about blake hamby? People are saying he's the ultimate gay and sucks at among us, Fortnite, Cod, Apex, And every game ever made

Person B: Oh damn so ill stay away from him
Blake hamby by Deeznutsinyomouf123 October 31, 2020

harleey hamby

The most beautiful girl in the universe. She has sparkling blue eyes and lushness red hair ever. This girl’s name is Harleey Hamby!

Love you babe :)
“Harleey Hamby is the best!”
harleey hamby by justhayden0 October 15, 2020

brady hamby 

Brady Hamby is the most amazing person in the world. He is always there for everyone and is cocky af. He is the hottest most attractive guy you will ever meet. But don’t get any ideas, he’s taken by Reese Sucura. Brady Hamby is the kind of guy that will let you cheer off of his paper on a tear or quiz because he is always there for you. Brady Hamby is amazing at conversations and public speaking, he loves to talk. If he rejects you, you will lock yourself in your room, cry, and eat ice cream for the rest of your life. Brady Hamby is vary good at all sports, but that’s not a surprise because he’s good at everything. He knows about all the drama and is willing to talk, gossip, or rant about it.If you get into a relationship with him you better not mess up or you will regret it. Bray Hamby is the reason why we believe in love at first sight. He’s better than any boy you will ever meet. He’s sensitive and kind. He is hilarious. He is a little dirty minded, so be careful;) ... it’s too bad you can’t have him though, because he belongs to Reese Sucura. She will kill you if u steel him.
Person 1:Did you see Brady in the hall yesterday?

Person 2: Brady Hamby? Yeah! He’s so perfect. I wish he was my boyfriend. :(
brady hamby by Aye_itz_Reese May 14, 2018

Ethan Hamby 

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.
Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice
Ethan Hamby by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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