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Halluci's are smart, clumsy, funny, loveable, prone to mental issues, emotional, and tend to blame themselves for bad things. They need someone to comfort them, or they will blame themselves for everything wrong in your life.
"He keeps on blaming himself for EVERYTHING!"
"Then he MUST be a Halluci."
Halluci by WierdoPersonThingIDunno September 14, 2016
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halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat
"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)
halluci-jason by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

hallucious 

sickening; atrocious, especially anything artistic that's shlock.

From the Yiddish "a chaloshes", literally to faint
I replaced the hallucious plaid wallpaper.

That chutney tastes hallucious.
hallucious by Slumdog January 18, 2009

mass hallucination 

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.
In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

Guitar Hero Hallucination 

1)The Feeling of the world "Zooming In" after playing any of the Guitar Hero Series Games for an extended amount of time.

2) Proof that Guitar Hero isw a Legal Drug

memoric hallucination 

A memory of something that never existed in the first place, also known as a "false memory", but fancier.
J: "Remember that one time I ate lead paint and then crawled on the ceiling?Hahah, that was funny, right?"

G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"

J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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