Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him

Dude, I think it was going pretty well but then again I may have been hallucidating because I didn’t recall her saying anything about her two dragons that she had with her.