hallucidating

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.

Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."

by Genovese, Franco October 09, 2011

Hallucidating

Thinking you are dating someone but they don't think so

Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him

by TWD_358 May 26, 2015

Hallucidating

When you drop acid right before meeting a potential partner for the first time

Dude, I think it was going pretty well but then again I may have been hallucidating because I didn’t recall her saying anything about her two dragons that she had with her.

by The Klassy Wino December 27, 2019