22 definitions by Slumdog
the intensely pleasurable sensations generated by using, hearing or coining a new word or phrase (that doesn't suck). Frequent neologasms have been proven to reduce the biological age of both the speaker and the listener. Neologism + orgasm.
Him: Volunteers submit over 1000 new definitions to Urbandictionary every day. It ain’t fo the money; it’s all about the neologasms.
Her: Oh baby!
Her: Oh baby!
by Slumdog January 25, 2009
PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.
"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer
Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!
Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!
by Slumdog January 13, 2009
by Slumdog January 17, 2009
Indian food in microwavable pouches that don't need to be frozen. Ready to eat in 90 seconds. Available in Indian grocery stores for $1.50 or less. A huge variety of vegetarian entrees compared to American microwave food and less bland too.
When I first got divorced, I ate curry in a hurry every day for lunch. I felt a little awkward buying them 30 at a time at the Indo-Pak market.
by Slumdog January 19, 2009
swiping your armpits with wet washcloth instead of showering in a half assed attempt to mask B.O. that’s too overpowering to be hidden by deodorant alone.
As I was rushing out of the house, I took a whiff of my stank oxter and nearly keeled over. After doing the washcloth boogaloo and a slash of deodorant, I was on my way.
by Slumdog January 19, 2009
by Slumdog January 17, 2009