hallucibate

verb;
The act of masturbating to ones own hallucinations

John said once he got to the point of hallucinating Angelina Jolie in front of him, he started to hallucibate.

hallucibate by Jonas Rosenbeck November 13, 2011

Hallucibate

The act of seeing something that is not really there and masturbating at the same time.

Most commonly happens when on drugs.

Person1: Did you hear what happened to Jeff?

Person2: No, What?

Person1: He was so high, that he Hallucibated!

Hallucibate by EpicXXX January 15, 2011

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.

I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactory "hallucinations" by Starchylde December 11, 2016

mass hallucination 

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.

In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

mass hallucination by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Guitar Hero Hallucination 

1)The Feeling of the world "Zooming In" after playing any of the Guitar Hero Series Games for an extended amount of time.

2) Proof that Guitar Hero isw a Legal Drug

Guitar Hero Hallucination is an awesome feeling!

Guitar Hero Hallucination by Envy The Sin August 10, 2008

memoric hallucination 

A memory of something that never existed in the first place, also known as a "false memory", but fancier.

J: "Remember that one time I ate lead paint and then crawled on the ceiling?Hahah, that was funny, right?"

G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"

J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."

memoric hallucination by reticenthart April 5, 2022

Hallucibration

The sensation you get when you know your phone is on silent and you feel it vibrate in your pocket only to discover when you pull it out that you had imagined it.

Hallucibration(s), Hallucibrating, Hallucibrates.

person a - Hang on, my phone is going off - oh, no, wait - I was just an Hallucibration

Hallucibration by Jammin420 August 19, 2010