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Halaiian

A fake ass Hawaiian.
Person A: "she said she is Hawaiian, but she's not, she's Halaiian."
by egg sac July 2, 2018
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Hawaiian shirt day

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
by WilliB April 21, 2013
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Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
by Smoovy December 6, 2018
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Hawaiian Time

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.
"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."
by TheTrout June 27, 2014
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The Hawaiian Punch

A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"

Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"

Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009
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Pink Hawaiian

The Pink Hawaiian is when the woman uses her index finger and her middle finger in a pinching hold just above her vaginal lips while the male is stroking his member inside of her vagina.

The physical pinching move that the woman holds just above her vagina makes the male member feel tighter while he is making love to the woman. The main purpose is just for a new sensation to make things interesting and is recommended for only a few minutes or just to help the male ejaculate at a faster pace.
I have already made my lady cum and she is ready for me to finish...ok baby, time to use the Pink Hawaiian.
by Palazzo006 August 27, 2010
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Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.
Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab
by Rdobby October 25, 2019
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