hairnus
A sly word from the prefix, 'hair' and suffix, 'nus' (short for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your gooch.
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hairnosis
A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
hainus
"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."
hainus
An adjective that describes how kickass something is. Something that is hot shit or even a hot cake can also be identified as hainus. People who are hainus are people who kickass.
hainus by Justin Merk January 20, 2004
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