hairnet

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

by gjordanov August 21, 2012

hairnet

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005

Alaskan Hairnet

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

hairmet

A helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.

"Actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. It's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdoo."

by Adrian E May 17, 2006

Hairyet

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

HairMetalAddict

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

hairnt

A transcendental greeting, typically used in a whimsical way to someone you know well.

"Hairnt!"

by hoosier farmer March 31, 2009