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Free Haircuts
The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.
Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!
Free Haircuts by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011
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emo haircuts
Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.
Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.
The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.
Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.
The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.
emo haircuts by Emo763 June 26, 2006
haircuts
Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.
bring me the haircuts
the gay ass deathcore band loved by screamo/emo/scene people and they are from BARNSLEY not Sheffield, usually known as bring me the horizon, they're fucking shit and make a mockery of metal music and only popular because of mainly scene girls fancying Oli Sykes and wanting to be with the in crowd of scene core or boys wanting to be oli sykes and been cool/sexy. Without Oli Sykes they would just be another shit scene band. Drummers shit as well and guitarists finger tap out of time and bassist is practically non existent, may as well be a third guitarist
bring me the haircuts by ian1989 March 12, 2008
Hairnuts
Hairnuts by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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