haircuts

Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.

"Hey, did you go see that new indie band at Popscene on Thursday?"

"Yeah, the haircuts were all there"

by supercuts September 15, 2008

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

emo haircuts

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.

My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!

by Emo763 June 26, 2006

bring me the haircuts

the gay ass deathcore band loved by screamo/emo/scene people and they are from BARNSLEY not Sheffield, usually known as bring me the horizon, they're fucking shit and make a mockery of metal music and only popular because of mainly scene girls fancying Oli Sykes and wanting to be with the in crowd of scene core or boys wanting to be oli sykes and been cool/sexy. Without Oli Sykes they would just be another shit scene band. Drummers shit as well and guitarists finger tap out of time and bassist is practically non existent, may as well be a third guitarist

all known scene children liking bring me the haircuts

by ian1989 March 12, 2008

yee yee ass haircut

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Weelum July 21, 2018

Yee yee ass haircut

Something junior Grimes has

Aka “J grimes” iconic yet questionable hairstyle

Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?

Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl

J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022