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hairnus
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A sly word from the prefix, '
hair
' and suffix, 'nus' (
short
for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your
gooch
.
Yo dude my hairnus is so
long
I could
almost
plat
it!
hairnus
by
frazdog
May 1, 2011
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hairnus
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