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Definition: Haingonia (Haingonistan), a Christian theocratic micronation situated inside the country of Vietnam, on the province of Nam Dinh, Ninh Binh and Ha Nam.

Capital: Bui Chu - Phat Diem.
Population: 4.5 million people

Head of state: Bishop of Bui Chu or Bishop of Phat Diem
The micronation is described as Vatican of Vietnam, being the spiritual capital of Vietnam Christian community. The nation had a troubling past with the current state of Vietnam, yet now maintains good relations. Its citizens are fervent Christians and all possess the supernatural ability of stealing people wallets, which is theorized to originate from its neighbour, The Glorious Thirtysixist Kingdom of Raumania.
Trivia: The term rice christians originated from the nation, which is alleged to begin from the French missionaries discovering that giving rice bags to its people is easier to convert them than preaching.
Haingonia is practically a Lebanon but SEA, amirite
Haingonia by Shibagg January 27, 2026
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Haligonian 

A true Haligonian drinks Keith's
Haligonian by Deepg May 20, 2005

hangoria 

Hangover euphoria. The euphoric feeling one gets the day after drinking right before the wrath of the hangover kicks in.
Last night was ridiculous. Can't wait to do it again.

I feel like crap. You're just in eva hangoria.
hangoria by Mathan June 19, 2009

hinsonian existentialism 

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor
His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

hansonian 

1. Having a hammer and seeing everything as nails.
2. A very smart person, ironically prone to intellectual bias.
Not all economists are hansonian, some acknowledge the limits of their method.

He learned about Bayes's theorem and turned into a total hansonian ass-hole.
hansonian by JeyBe November 19, 2009

Haligonian Dick 

The term, originating in the underground alternative rock scene of Cape Breton Island, is in reference to entertainers who live in Halifax, Nova Scotia. A haligonian dick is someone who gets fellow artists who live only in their area signed to a label deal either on their own label or with a major, yet doesn't feel the need to support any act that comes from outside of the city.
"Those guys are like haligonian dick when they peep the technique. We'd like to get some of what they're givin' to the biz, but they're too busy only frontin' and jackin' up their homies."
Haligonian Dick by proudcaper October 7, 2003

Hangorian 

The state in which you are angry because your horny and hungry at the same time.
Person 1: Beth was angry whilst thinking about both food and sex.

Person 2: Sounds like she was a bit Hangorian!
Hangorian by S@l3m November 25, 2016