A bottle of gatorade, usually the 1 L ones, that you chug in the morning to help relieve a hangover. As a bonus you can leave the bottle next to your bed to piss into another night when you don't feel like getting out of bed to piss in the middle of the night.
Dude, I almost drank my own piss this morning because my piss bottle was sitting right next to my hangorade.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.