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Hackney Disco 

Three or more police cars with their sirens on going past (happens a lot in Hackney, London.)
Mate, check the Hackney Disco. Somebody must of got murked.
Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010
Related Words
Hacon Håkon Hackney hákon Haron hacob HAMON Hason hackneyed hanon
A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.
Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?
Hamon by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017
Harons are rare. They are intelligent and kind. They are very goal-oriented and will hustle hard to achieve their dreams. Harons are very secretive but when they are already comfortable with you, they will always think out loud. They tend to be clingy and sweet sometimes. They are very honest with their words and very faithful to the ones they love. They will not hurt you and will be there for you. I guarantee you that Harons are the perfect definition of "home".
Haron is eating his lunch.
Haron by mahatma87 June 7, 2021

Hackney Patois 

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign
as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "
Hackney Patois by GishGish December 24, 2007

Hakonians 

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.
i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.
Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

Hamon Clacker Volley 

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.
"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"