Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora
Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'
by thorpey65 October 25, 2010
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Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.
"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"
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I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 18, 2001
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The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.
by ferris314 April 14, 2010
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just the best word for a womans fanny!!!
"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"
by russell williams May 03, 2006
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